so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
i now understand why vodka
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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