make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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