i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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