Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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