You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
this just has baby written all over it
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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