Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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