im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
