operation harelip BJ is a go
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
try to milk me bitch
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