guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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