Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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