Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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