She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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