What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
