come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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