How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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