Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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