PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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