There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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