woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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