Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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