He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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