a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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