Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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