Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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