just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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