Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
We named our party play list daddy issues
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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