I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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