Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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