im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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