Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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