I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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