jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
