i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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