He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
this boner is exhausting
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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