You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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