why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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