question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
