I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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