is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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