Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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