You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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