do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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