I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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