why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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