You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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