please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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