There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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