But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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