Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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