Plan B is the new Plan A
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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