Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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