She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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