we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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