Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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