Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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