your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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